Classification Level: Omega

Galactic Species Database

6 species identified so far. Declassified April 2026.

Grey

Classic alien. Runs the simulation. Probably your boss.

telepathicanalyticalnocturnalstoic

Cold-blooded CEO energy. Built different (literally).

strategicterritorialpatientruthless

Suspiciously attractive. Main character in every timeline.

charismaticluminousempathictall

Hive mind activated. Ultimate productivity unlocked.

collectiveefficientprecisetireless

We don't talk about Shadow. They prefer it that way.

mysteriousdimensionalsilentancient

Yes, cat aliens exist. They've been watching you sleep.

independentcuriousagilejudgmental

Which species are you?